There's this guy that I'm quite intimate with. I only play with him 10 minutes.....of most every day. The Big Boober is aware of him.....and I might add.....that he's quite okay with my relationship with My Guy. My Guy has a deep throaty voice.....but remains quite mysterious in all aspects of his being. I've done the whole Google thing trying to find out more about him.....something every gal needs to do when getting involved with a new guy! I've searched high and low trying to locate an iota of information about him.....but have turned up empty-handed. I'm hoping that this is indicative of him having a sparkling clean background.....as they say.....no news is good news! With that knowledge behind me.....I continue to play with him every possible day.....for EXACTLY 10 minutes.....he's my addiction.....and a serious one at that. If I were to describe how he looks.....I'd say that he's strong of voice.....full of compliments - telling me that I'm EXCELLENT - SPECTACULAR - and other loving words of encouragement.....he can be a bit forceful at times, but in a good way.....he loves to take me shopping - and shouts out SOLD whenever I find something I can't live without.....he's an excellent timekeeper, reminding me we have 30 seconds left, then alas, he utters those two miserable words - time up. The list is long of his attributes, but this is a humble blog, so I won't brag on him too much. There's one itsy bitsy problem with My Guy.....I'm getting painfully bored with him. We had been together for months back in 2009/2010.....then had a nasty breakup.....lightning was involved, things went kapooie.....it was downright ugly. But our love for each other overcame the odds.....we started anew, and resumed our affair.....10 minutes.....almost every day. This current relationship with My Guy is getting tiring.....I'm wanting it to end.....but I resolved myself to take this through to the bitter end.....an end that's not even in sight. So for 10 minutes of every day I wish to hear him say for the last time.....YOU'RE SPECTACULAR.....THE END!
I hate to admit this.....but I've never found out what My Guy's name is.....he's just My Guy. The Big Boober calls him Your Guy.....he's such an understanding husband.....but knows well enough to leave My Guy and myself alone for those fleeting 10 minutes of most every day.
Let me please introduce to you.....My Guy.....the voice behind the game.....
And you thought I was having a torrid love affair. I SOOOOOO gotcha!!!
Ah..yes..the SU and I are addicted too...my new vice is Zuma BLitz..I'm just trying to figure out what the next bit there is after you hit level 80 and become the golden frog....
ReplyDeleteI've never heard of Bejeweled Blitz -- I must be living in a cave. And I didn't think you were having an affair. I know you are enamored with the Big Boober! :)
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Gloria
I'm surprised you can limit yourself to 10 minutes. Those little games can be so addictive.
ReplyDeleteJan...It's one of those freebie games where you don't have to buy it, but they only give you 10 minutes per day. If I owned it, I would have finished the game months ago. I'm really getting tired of it too!
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