Secret Agent...Yea Right

One of the stranger events that has happened in my life occurred a few years back.  On this adventure, the Big Boober and I were at the BIG airport picking up a new arrival.  There was the usual trudging through the terminal trying to find which gate we were supposed to go to.....yes, this was back in the day when you could still go to the gate and squeal with delight and wave like a wild banshee at your arriving guest.....where we collected our arrival.....and proceeded to baggage claim.  I decided to make an executive decision and stand outside of the baggage area.....afterall.....it doesn't take 3 people to pick up one bag!  So while the Big Boober and our arrival were scanning countless identical pieces of luggage.....and I'm off minding my own beeswax.....out of the blue comes this roly poly person scampering towards me at an alarming rate.....it wouldn't be an understatement when I say I had a serious WTF moment here!  All sorts of thoughts popped into my head why this little roly poly person would be descending upon me like a bat out of hell.....could they be a secret agent wanting to pass me something top secret to save the world.....or was this some stalker that was going to kick me in the shins.....to give you a better idea what this odd little person looked like.....just check out the picture up above.....yeppers.....this person was a dead ringer for Tweedle Dum.....or possibly Tweedle Dee.....hard to tell.  So now roly poly is in my face.....well, not actually my face.....more in my boobs (did I mention this was a wee person).....when a note was quickly pressed into my hand.....and in a barely audible voice.....I was given the cryptic message....."give this to Dan."  SAY WHAT???  This little troll is wanting me to pass on a secret message to MY husband.....in all places.....THE AIRPORT!!!  Dan's note my ass.....this person picked me out of a bajillion people to hand a note to the Big Boober without me giving it the once over first.....oh hell no!  Back to roly poly.....as I looked down at what was laying in my hand.....I had another WTF moment.....and turned back towards this troll as it scampered off into the bowels of the BIG airport.  I shook my head.....read the note.....had another WTF moment.....then delivered the note to the Big Boober.....who had his own WTF moment.  Needless to say.....roly poly didn't even have the kahunas to face the Big Boober toe-to-toe (remember this is a wee troll, so face-to-face was out of the question).....but just had to play mega-wimp through me.  Yeppers.....pretty damn strange!!!

(To those naughty-minded folks.....WTF.....what the fudge)