I'm going to admit this right from the get-go.....I'm NOT a mall shopper! Even as a teen, going to the mall was right up there with BORING!!! So to even think that I'd get my jollies from going to the mall today.....well.....not happening! Recently, the Big Boober and I needed to go to the mall to check out some possible must-have shoes that he wanted to try on. Unfortunately for yours truly we had to pass a few of those kiosk
accosters salespeople.....you know the ones......where they lock eyes on you.....stalk you like a cougar on a kill.....and then attack! They're the ones that'll throw out all sorts of undiagnosed maladies at you.....that it makes you wonder why in the world you even ventured out your front door looking as hideous as they make you out to be. On this most recent trip to the mall.....we somehow got screwed up where the store was, and just HAD to pass these particular kiosks not once.....not twice.....but three times before we finally found where we had to be. Do your math.....that was three times they ran a tag-team assault on me.....not the Big Boober.....just me! Now if you're ahead of me here.....then you've probably got it figured out that what goes in, must go out. You got it.....we had to head back through this maze of despair to get out of this malady-strewn battleground. Knowing that we had a return journey.....I positioned the hubster between me and these doctors of doom.....well, let me tell you.....it didn't work.....they set their sights on little ol' me and gave it one more attempt to get their kill! So in the span of 20 minutes.....I was told that they had a cure for 4 maladies that ravaged my body. I know one thing for sure.....my cure for these kiosk
accosters salespeople.....is to avoid the mall like the plague!!!
