Yesterday I experienced something that was right up there with totally freaky.....as in scary freaky! The Big Boober and I were trolling the aisles of Toys R Us, when I rounded a corner.....and out of the blue a whole cacophony of babies started crying. I stopped dead in my tracks and whirled my head around trying to figure out where all the crying was coming from.....and there on an end cap were about 50 baby dolls all crying at me! Why? Because I entered their space.....and to prove that I was unwelcome.....they all started crying in unison. Once I realized that these little buggers were motion-sensitive.....I decided to really give them a reason to cry.....so I waved my arms in their faces.....up their sides.....down their fronts.....royally pissing the crap out of each and every one of them! Then I stepped back a foot or two and motioned to the Big Boober (who was checking out the baby that was verbally complaining to him about having a stuffed nose) to come hither (yeah, hither).....as he neared, I told him to be very quiet and tread softly.....then he met my new friends.....all 50 of them.....in all their glorious wailing! Fast forward to 30 minutes later.....center of store.....BIG metal cage FULL of my new friend's relatives! Oh do you know it.....but here was this 52 year old Amazon woman (that'd be me) waving her arms wildly all over that cage.....across the top.....down the front.....around both sides.....then the Big Boober stepped in to join in on the fun and was waving his arms every which way, helping me make sure that all those little buggers were crying up a storm! Damn, did I ever have a good time.....thanks to a herd of freaky scary baby dolls!!!
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