Pardon Me, But Your Ass Is Hanging Out

Please don't tell me that I'm the ONLY one on this planet that can't wait for the above fashion misstatement to be over and done with!!!  Now don't get me wrong.....I'm a strong supporter of self-expression.....but not when you're waddling around, tugging and pulling to keep your pants up.....and the worst yet.....it looks like you've got a load in your pants!  Call it sexy.....nope!  Call it cool.....puh-leeze!  Call it dumb.....ya think!  These poor misguided lads who think they're Rico Suave look-alikes, don't even realize that they can't even walk normally when their pants are just barely clinging on to their gluteus maximus.....thankfully though, for all of us who have to bring up the rear (no pun intended), they do respect us enough to remember to put on their boxers before they leave home to strut waddle their stuff......a small miracle at best!  The other thing I've noticed about these fashion plates.....they're usually in the company of others that find this look so alluring.....but if you've noticed, you never see the ladies lining up behind them now do you!  So as I sit and wait for this "craze" to go by the wayside.....there will still be those occasional moments where I throw my arm up over my eyes and plead for the next fashion craze to come along stat!

So do you think this fetching look will be the next fashion buzz.....